13 bizarre political gift ideas guaranteed to make this Christmas the weirdest ever

14 Dec 2015

 

Struggling for last-minute gift ideas to freak-out a loved one? We've got you covered.

 

 

1. Jeremy Corbyn man pants

 

 

Rebel against Calvin Klein - a parasitic capitalist brand - by displaying an elderly socialist on your derriere.

 

 

2. “Got pork?” t-shirt, featuring David Cameron

 

 

Snoutrageous.

 

 

3. Nigel Farage voodoo pincushion

 

 

Ever wanted to stab Nigel Farage in the face? Now you can.

 

 

4. Knitted tea cosy, modelled on Boris Johnson’s face

 

 

The only thing more bizarre than Boris Johnson himself.

 

 

5. “Merry Christmas Comrade” iPhone 6S phone case

 

 

Hide your decadent Western materialism by clothing your new iPhone with communist propaganda.

 

 

6. Bill Clinton earrings

 

 

A sure-fire way to show you're liberal and up for anything.

 

 

7. Nigel Farage bottle opener

 

 

*UNDERHAND RACISM SOLD SEPARATELY*

 

 

8. 1000-piece jigsaw of Ed Miliband’s visit to Harlow College

 

 

Re-live a historic political event.

 

 

9. Kanye for President t-shirt

 

 

This is still happening, right?

 

 

 

10. Donald Trump piñata

 

 

Handmade by Jeb Bush.

 

 

11. Donald Trump butt plug

 

 

Surely the 'Trump Plug' would have been a more apt name for this product? 

 

 

12. “Make Christmas Great Again” jumper

 

 

BECAUSE OBAMA HAS RUINED THE FESTIVE SEASON

 

 

13. Donald Trump pickled head

 

 

Scare Grandma shitless when she tries to find the pickled onions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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