Donnie from Wolf of Wall Street to be named as Trump's new Communications Director

11 Aug 2017

 

Donald Trump is said to be delighted after finding a new Director of Communications - Donnie Azoff, former president of the Stratton Oakmont brokerage house.

 

It's been rumoured that Trump has been desperately searching for another self-infatuated banker to take over his media operations, after firing Anthony Scaramucci less than two weeks ago. 

 

And Trump is not worried about Mr Azoff's wild past at Stratton.

 

"It will be nice to have someone around the place who needs less cocaine than me," commented the President.

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