Tim Apple joins Jeff Everything and Donald Bullshit for billionaire’s dinner at the White House

20 Mar 2019


A host of CEOs and chairmen joined the President of the United States at a formal black-tie event at the seat of American power to discuss business opportunities.


Among them, Tim Apple was seen conversing with long-time rival and Microsoft founder Bill Nearlyasgood.


Tim Apple has looked after his company since the untimely death of his friend Steve Apple.


The company was famously co-founded by tech entrepreneurs Steve Apple and Steve Apple in 1976.


Quashing similar business beefs was Jeff Everything, CEO of the world’s largest retail site as he shared a beer with eBay President Devin Usedsocks.


The beer was provided by Belgian female entrepreneur Stella Stella-Artois.



Social media mogul Mark Dataleak was also in attendance and was at one point seen laughing with rapper turned businessman Dr. Overpriced-Headphones and Elon Tweets.


Australian media giant Rupert Terrorattacks reportedly finalised his deal with Disney boss Bob Toystorysequels with a frosty handshake.


Host of the evening Donald Bullshit, at one point gave a speech with his devoted wife Melania Memes on his arm.


The speech was written by White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Barelyconcealedbubblingandtearingguilt.


James Dyson also attended the event. He sat by himself because he ruined the joke.

This has been a Fake News article (that's right, I made this up) by Kieran Macfadzean.

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